Yesterday I noted that there should be a "Scared Straight" program for holiday blow mold addicts like myself. Then I remembered this awesome wall Santa that my Mom gave me a couple of years ago:
Adequately scary, huh?
This guy should come with a light bulb and a restraining order.
Here's an ad for him from the 1952 Sears catalog:
Is it just me or does he look jollier...friendlier in the ad?
They briefly mention that he's made so that his eyes appear to follow you around the room.
Because leering is festive.
But wait until you get a look at the company's name that made him....
Eep.
Of course, I had big hopes that this place would still be open and sending out Santas to
follow stalk the masses after all of these years but alas:
A strip mall restaurant
Records show that Santa Follows You, Inc. filed to be a for-profit business on Thursday, April 03, 1952 and then, not a single mention of them ever again. Not a peep. Not a ho ho ho.
Being a huge fan of
The Twilight Zone, I like to imagine that this company was set up for a short time only to send these Santas to follow us out into the world (for an eerie purpose that has yet to reveal itself) and then as the clock struck midnight on that Christmas night in 1952 they evaporated into thin air.
Tomorrow (in an attempt to keep the Crazy Santa train rolling on down the tracks), I'll share with you a very nervous Santa.
Until next time (he sees you when you're sleeping..he knows when you're awake),
x's and o's,
Eartha