Mr. Kitsch texted me on the way home from work today and asked if I needed anything at the store.
I replied "After the day that I've had? Just a big pinata to beat the holy Hell out of!"
I never thought it would actually happen.
Welcome to the family, Anger Bait Pig.
I'm pretty sure she's been hanging over the meat and fish counter at the market for months as she's quite aromatic. Hopefully, once the kitties realize that she's not stuffed full of flounder and grouper everyone will make it out alive.