Cat hustle - Ooh! Cute! I'd like to see that too! Tiny little leisure suits and paws pointed towards the sky.
Dressing like a buckaroo - Cool. All about it. Send me snapshots.
I want to own him, help - Whoa. I can only hope that this was some kind of knick-knack lust emergency as in, "Oh my god...this ceramic duck is wearing cowboy boots! But I can't afford him! I'll bet that Eartha can help!"
And then I kid you not, this one popped up:
I own him.
Huh! And here are some more terms that brought folks to the ranch:
Cat in a fireplace - SEVEN people searched for this one. Which is good because I do have a photo of a cat in a fireplace. She shoots! she scores!
Creepy Fruit - Yep. Endorsed by Eartha.
Macaroni with Tone Fish - This one is puzzling but the fact that not one but THREE people found me with the search term? Even more so.
And in the same vein:
Macaroni Vent Covers - Ha! What do y'all take me for?? Whatever it is, I like it!
And then there was:
Squirrels dressed up Roman - Once again - love to see it.
70's Hot Tub - Yep, I just keep on getting hits this way. For those of you who are used to my hot tub fascination, you'll probably shield your eyes now. Those who don't...
Big Beautiful Woman Dominatrix - I know of a lot of vintage loving gals who get this one. Sadly, I'm a big, beautiful kitten without a whip. Can I interest you in a photo of a cat in a fireplace instead?
Well, whatever brings you here, I hope that you keep coming back. And I promise you that one of these days, I'm going to post a ranch dressing recipe to make this whole thing legit.
Until next time,
x's and o's,