Cat hustle - Ooh! Cute! I'd like to see that too! Tiny little leisure suits and paws pointed towards the sky.
Dressing like a buckaroo - Cool. All about it. Send me snapshots.
I want to own him, help - Whoa. I can only hope that this was some kind of knick-knack lust emergency as in, "Oh my god...this ceramic duck is wearing cowboy boots! But I can't afford him! I'll bet that Eartha can help!"
And then I kid you not, this one popped up:
I own him.
Huh! And here are some more terms that brought folks to the ranch:
Cat in a fireplace - SEVEN people searched for this one. Which is good because I do have a photo of a cat in a fireplace. She shoots! she scores!
Creepy Fruit - Yep. Endorsed by Eartha.
Macaroni with Tone Fish - This one is puzzling but the fact that not one but THREE people found me with the search term? Even more so.
And in the same vein:
Macaroni Vent Covers - Ha! What do y'all take me for?? Whatever it is, I like it!
And then there was:
Squirrels dressed up Roman - Once again - love to see it.
70's Hot Tub - Yep, I just keep on getting hits this way. For those of you who are used to my hot tub fascination, you'll probably shield your eyes now. Those who don't...
Next up:
Big Beautiful Woman Dominatrix - I know of a lot of vintage loving gals who get this one. Sadly, I'm a big, beautiful kitten without a whip. Can I interest you in a photo of a cat in a fireplace instead?
Well, whatever brings you here, I hope that you keep coming back. And I promise you that one of these days, I'm going to post a ranch dressing recipe to make this whole thing legit.
Until next time,
x's and o's,
Eartha
10 comments:
I ask, can we EVER get enough of the 70s hot tub shot?!? :D
Hey, I have a cat in the fireplace pic too - George! hee!
I think you get way more interesting hits from search terms than we do, but sometimes we do get some pretty crazy ones!
And I NEED to see the macaroni vent covers, I think we could have used this at Mom's place!!! :D
hahah! i wish my queries were that good!
and the dude with the beard in the 70's hot tub: ya think i could get his number? i wanna show him what a "cat in a fireplace" looks like.
wow you get way crazier ones than i do!!! such a fun post, i might have to do one myself!
Hey.
That
Cat
Can
Walk
on
Fire
neat
hilllarious!
i love that one of mine was "a picture of half rabbit and half man"
i sure don't have THAT in my taxidermy collection yet.
Oh my gosh, Pip in the fireplace—twice!—is killing me! LOVE IT! lol
And I am so going to figure out how to make you a macaroni vent cover. Roman squirrels, I'm not sure. But we'll see.
i love looking at my search terms too. i have gotten 6 hits from the search "parents room wallpaper walls only". my favorite recent one was "toof tattoo"
i think i have the same fake fire! and i have a pair of those owls too! but mine are black.
My more satisfying search term was "things that are wrong and dirty" and I hope they were directed to the 70's hot tub because EW. Hell, that probably counted as a bath back then. And I'm sorry, I probably did send the BBW domme person your way somehow or there's just a lot of folks needing the services of a big, authoritative woman. I should quit grad school now...
My favorite thing that led someone to my blog was, "sneaking a peak at older women" I guess I talk about little old ladies more than I realized
i LOVE looking at my search terms sometimes.
i remember about once every day, for a couple months, someone would search for "zoologists at work" and find my blog. i have no idea how or why. i won't even get into the more inappropriate ones...
xx
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