So, two things:
1. Since I can't make celebratory balloons and confetti rain down upon our heads, I'm going to shower you with a collection of some of the odd comments left on the blog. Well, Spam comments. I get some doozies but I only save the ones that make me giggle. Behold these:
"Are you currently strolling the optimistic talk or have you been mumbling beneath your breath "three more times 'til Friday!"?
"WARNING WARNING WARNING - CONTINUOUS CRAP WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW THIS WARNING - DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING BETTER THAN WHAT YOUR POOR EYES HAVE ALLREADY BEEN SUBJECTED TOO!"
"Having a sexy school girls gizmo in your rest home gives you the extravagance of having choice, freshly baked smart sexy girls whenever you feel like having it."
(That's some kind of sci-fi porn madness right there!)
"A thin cotton sock helps so much to prevent these icky situations!"
From now on, that one is going to be my answer when anyone comes to me for advice - no matter the topic.
(Okay, you caught me. I heard that last one on the "Super Nanny" TV show.)
Strangely enough, most of my Spam comments are about Ugg boots or sports jerseys. Or penis enlargement methods. I can only gather from this that as a society, we are most obsessed with sports, boom-boom sex and toasty warm feet.
2. I wonder a lot about my readers. Who are you and where are you from? Do you have blogs of your own and what do you write about? I'd LOVE it if you'd comment and tell me about yourselves and link to your blogs if you have them. I'd love to know!
Until next time,
x's and o's,